Top 10 signs you spend too much time in your Man Cave
10. You remember your first day in the Man Cave but struggle to recall your anniversary.
9. Your favorite football jersey is starting to grow fungus.
8. Your coffee table is completely buried by empty beer and soda cans.
7. Your kids refer to you as “the guy who lives in that room.”
6. The last time you saw the sun was in the Clinton administration.
5. You are thinking about calling contractors to install a shower and toilet so you never need to leave.
4. Even hardcore computer gamers think you are a little extreme.
3. Two words: numb bum
2. There's a separate entrance for the Domino's guy.
1. The bumper sticker on your truck says, "My wife told me I had to choose between her and my Man Cave. Lord, I'll miss that woman."
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